Locked Up.
You can't kick me out, I love you!
No you don't.
You can't kick me out, I got squatters' rights!
Which is it, you love me, or you have squatters' rights?
I don't see why they're MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE!

I think as a culture, we drink too much soda and 90's r&b is one of the most underrated music genres of all time. I also work just to have money for Starbucks/Barnes and Noble and ugly sneakers I shouldn't buy. Mostly, I just want to dance.

Things I dig: Chris! Miles! (notice: everything post 2X08 did not happen in my world), changing my layout everyday, Gossip Girl/mocking Saint Charles Bass - The Magnificent and Kind, listening to "Kids" by MGMT on a loop, Martha Jones, Rashida Jones, vampires that sparkle in the sun and never have sex before marriage, Kanye West's blog of crazy, Scott Porter beatboxing, Team Torchwood being completely dysfunctional, Tracy Jordan's mindgrapes, and bitching. Also - the pretzel's a Juice It Up.

Comment if you want to be added to the list. I give cookies or sexual favors upon arrival.

( credits, etc. )

Because I'm a crazy person.
( 100 movies in 2008 )
( 50 books in 2008 )

Picspam time! This is about as useful fandom wise I am ever going to get. So brace yourself. Basically, I've wanted to do this in some form since before series two of Skins started. But I'm me so I just got around to actually doing it now. I cannot even take credit for photoshopping this bitch, oxymoronassoc totally did it because I am A. lazy & B. photoshop retarded.

Also, glassbomb posted fucking wonderful Skins/Chris fic today that if you have not already read, YOU NEED TO DO SO NOW.
Eight Things Chris Miles Never Quite Got Around To (And Three He Did)
It's seriously ammmazing and she told me I had best finally post this, and I listen to her always. (Now finish the zombie fic, bitch)


This is Chris. He likes, pills, parties, goldfish, mentally unstable psychology teachers and ugly but always awesome and often neon clothing. This piscspam will be focusing on the last point. and his stupid face/hair/entire being. Because that's how I roll. My commentary is half assed and lame but he's so cute! Just focus on that. Series One spoilers only, because I am wayyyy too lazy to do series two at the moment.

Also, just a fair warning, this is so self indulgent it's not even funny. But I do what I want.

( he's a bit....well he's a bit chris. he'll give you the shirt of his back one minute, then ten seconds later, rub your asthma medication for something to snort. )
Sadly, I am planning on doing this for series two. The parts I count, anyway. Don't look at me that way. I have my own fun.and no, I'M NOT LETTING GO ANYTIME SOON. Sorry.

Also - I am probably the last person alive who didn't have this but UH WHAT? RASHIDA JONES SINGS REALLY PRETTY YOU GUYS. I want her even more now. Rashida Jones - When Your Man is Wild.

Now if you'll excuse me, there is wank in the Gossip Girl fandom, I guess? I must go and be amused.